HAPPY HOLIDAY KIDS

-CAKE-

California Raisins Anyone.....

With all this rain i think it calls for me to bring out my California Raisin umbrella.
My grandmother " Nona" gave it to me back in the 1980's when i was a little girl. Its still mint condition with original tags(cost $4.49). The C.R. bring back a lot of good memories for me. Peace

~~CAKE~~

Math Confusion

Ok so if there was a country of dicks that only had seven cent coins, and you needed 70 cents could you use 10 of the coins to get it or only use 7 ten cent coins even though there are no 10 cent coins?

~~DEATH~~

Boredum in Small City

Cake-What is there to do in this town.
Death- I don't know annoy people.
Cake- I want to be a mail order bride.
Death- What? How would you even do that.
Cake- Serious, when someone would want me I'd get someone that's got money, and get to travel.
Death- Ok so where would you do that?
Cake- I don't know, I'll probably have to move to Russia or something. I dont think they do that here.
Death- Ok then.

Conversation then moved to stalking someone's house with a camera on the base. Sounds like a smart idea right. Minus one thing its the US military and they don't play games. Although Ive also want to have terrorist on my resume.This means business. Oh and she ate all my Cheez-it.

~~DEATH~~

Gulf Of Mexico Sunset

Carnival Cruise Fantasy - Photo by - Cake

Johnny Depp

Hottest Actor Ever?


~~CAKE~~

Voted number one sexiest man alive for the second time

~~DEATH~~

Conversation Triggered by This Picture We Took

Cake: If we don't get into a wreck first.
Death: Then what, We die?
Cake: If we get into a wreck we're going to explode.
Death: We're going to explode?
Cake: Yes, the car, then us.
Death: Your an explosion.
Cake: Your going to explode in your pants. (laughing)
Death: No, its going to stay in my butt.
Cake: Ooohhhh!
Death: EXPLODE!
Cake: (laughing)
Death: (laughing)
Cake: Damn that would have been funnier if i had said it to a guy.

-SILENCE-


~~CAKE~~

The History of Cake or Death

This is were the love of Cake and Death came from. A few years ago I was introduced to the comedian Eddie Izzard. Now this was before he became really popular in the US for TV. This skit is from his tour Dressed to Kill just in case you want to look up more cause he is absolutely highlarious. Its not just the fact that he is funny, but also the fact that as an individual he is one of a kind, and this is just like the two of us. Never blending in with the crowd, one of a kind.



~~DEATH~~

Peace and Love

This has got to be the best tire cover for the best kind of Jeep. Peace and Love to all my peoples. I know you will love it.





~~DEATH~~

Hummus Causes Rivalry

BBC news has reported that hummus is causing rivalry between differnt countries in the Middle East. This year a Lebanese chef made 2 tons of the stuff, taking the world record, and has claimed that his culture/people invented Hummus.

To fight back at this claim a restaurant owner in the Israel Arab town of Abu Ghosh is planning on making 4 tons of the stuff. Ok I don't get why this is such a big deal as to were it was originated. You would think that all these countries would see that they have something in common and that at some point their ancestors lived peacefully and that they would try to revert back to the times of peace instead of attacking in the night.

LETS GO TO WAR OVER HUMMUS



~~Death~~

Jared Leto Makes Her Heart Want to Explode

Happy Tuesday Grape, Nor cake Nor Death but Jared just for you. Thinking of you hope your having a great day. I Love you & Jared :)




~~CAKE~~

Pin Up

Model: Rebekah Clark



Copyright Zephyr Studio 2009

~~CAKE~~

FRANK THE TANK FRANK THE TANK!!!!

~~CAKE~~

Kelly McKernan Atlanta, GA

I'm Feeling This




~~CAKE~~

Fat Stealers

So apparently in Peru their are people going around killing people for their fat. On the black market you can get $15,000 for 2.2pounds. The leader of this gang has supposedly been in business for three decades. So if you take Me (April) for an example and remove all my fat which is an average of 10%-12% Bree could make $330,000. Ok now taking in that new idea, I went even father and search how much my body would be worth. It only cost's $1500. So the black market is the way to go.


~~DEATH~~